Annoying Facebook People

I love FB. I am on it way too much. I can't imagine life without it. With that said, there are some people on FB who should be fined for being super annoying. Most of the following offenses are okay if they are done in moderation, but I am not a fan of doing these things on a daily basis. These are the offenders in my book -

1. People who constantly update their status with their workout schedules. I mean, do you really have to let the world know every single day how many miles you ran? Do you want a cookie? If it is a big accomplishment, then I totally understand. If you are about to run a marathon, understood. If you climbed Kilimanjaro, I get it. I DO NOT understand the need to post every day that you are going to the gym, going to a workout class, leaving the gym, am sore from the gym, ran 4 miles, ran 5 miles, ran 6 miles, well, you get the point.

2. People who update their status 5 times a day with something having to do with their kids. I don't care that your kid finally ate broccoli. Actually, I doubt anyone cares. I love kids. I do enjoy the stories of cute things a kid says & does, but people are way over the top with letting the whole FB world know every detail of their kids' lives. People who feel inclined to do so should follow the lead of Becky & Kelci and post to each other on a private Twitter account and not tell all of FB.

3. People who post about everything they ate that day. I can understand if you are having a delicious dinner or a fabulous dessert. That is cool. If the posts are done in moderation, then you aren't an offender. If you post every day about what you had for breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack, and dessert, then that is NOT COOL.

4. People who post a million pictures of just themselves. I find this odd....and vain. Sidenote: Kelci, this does not include your modeling pictures. You got $$$ to do those. Plus, I was the one who told you to post them. LOL! Not to mention, you were gorgeous in all of them, and they were artistic and creative. I am talking about the people (usually girls) who take 30 pictures of just themselves every weekend when they are out on the town.

5. People who do not understand the term TMI. I have a FB friend who aired all of her dirty laundry via FB status updates...from a cheating fiance to money problems. So inappropriate. Baby momma drama, past relationships, family problems, etc are PRIVATE situations.

6. People who brag about how great their husbands/boyfriends are. There are a few guilty offenders of this on my FB. They interrupt having a supposed romantic dinner with their husband/boyfriend to post about how romantic said dinner is. Retarded. They post every day about how lucky they are to have their husband/boyfriend. Sweet, yet you should spend more time telling that person that, not all of FB.

7. People who untag every single picture that they are tagged in on FB...even the good ones. Noe.

8. People who are constantly doing random quizzes which flood my newsfeed.

9. People who "like" their own posts and updates. That is just weird.

10. People who are always inviting me to support their cause, join their group, and sign their petitions. Currently, I have 141 requests for these types of things, but I have not been bored enough to actually go through all of these yet.

I am sure there are more offenses, but these were the main ones for me.
Am I missing any major ones??

I am not a perfect Facebooker, and I know I have some annoying FB habits. I am completely guilty of having way too many pictures/albums on FB. I have seen worse though. Some of my friends have 70+ albums, so that makes me feel a little less guilty...